An old lady goes over to her sons house to see how he is doing. She knocks, but nobody answers the door. She decides to just walk in.She smells candles and the lights are dim. She ends up walking in on her daughter in law naked. She asks, “What are you doing dear!!??”

The daughter in law replies, “Well when Jon comes home I lay here naked for him in what I call my ‘turn-on’ suit, it really makes him happy.

The old lady thinks for a moment, then says, “Well I am going to go try that.” She goes home and she gets in her “turn on suit” and waits for her husband to come home.

When he comes home he yells, WOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

His wife replies, “This is my ‘turn-on’ suit! I am wearing it just for you.”

The old man replys, “Looks like ure turn on suit needs to be ironed!!”

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