An eighty five year old man goes into the confession booth and tells the priest that he met a nineteen year old last night in a bar.

He took her back to his place and had sex with her twice.

The priest told him to say twelve Hail Mary’s and pray for forgiveness.

The old man told the priest he wasn’t even a Catholic.

The priest asked, “Then why are you telling me this?”

The old man replied, “Hey,I’m telling everybody I can!”