In the middle of a forest, a hunter was suddenly confronted by a huge,
hungry bear. The hunter, frightened, tried to shoot the bear multiple times.

Finally he turned and ran as fast as he could.

He ran and ran and eventually wound up at the edge of a very steep
cliff.

Seeing no way out of his predicament, and with the bear closing in at
a rapid pace, he fell to his knees and prayed, “Dear God, please give
this bear some religion!”

The sky darkened and there was lightning in the air. Just a few feet
short of the hunter, the bear came to an abrupt stop and fell to it’s knees.

Suddenly the bear looked up to the sky and said, “Thank you God, for the food I am about to receive.”