A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, “The End is Near! Turn around before it’s too late!”

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

“Leave us alone you crazy religious freaks!!” yelled the first driver as he flew by.

A second later they head screeching tires and a huge splash.

The priest looked at the preacher and asked, “Do you think we should change the sign to read, “Bridge Is Out” instead?