One day, three boys were walking down the street when all the sudden they see a man drowning in the river.

Instantly the three boys run down to the river, jump in, and end up saving the drowning man.

After they pulled the man from the water they realized this wasn’t just any man, it was their President, George W. Bush.

Bush was so grateful to all three boys. For their reward, he offered to grant each of them one wish.

The first boy said, “I want a Bentley!”. Bush said “Ok.”

The second boy says, “I want a million dollars!” His wish was granted.

The last boy said “I want a coffin.”

Bush asked, “Why would you want a coffin?”

The boy replied…”Because my parents are going to kill me after I tell them who I saved today.”