Yo momma’s like a…

Yo momma’s like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Yo momma’s like a toilet, she’s so full of shit.

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A man just got a divorce and is feeling down. He is walking on the beach when he sees a lamp in the sand. He rubs it and a Genie pops out!

The Genie notices the sad look on the man’s face. “What’s wrong asked the Genie?” Read More »

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A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. Read More »

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You might be a redneck if….

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.

You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Read More »

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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. ‘My name is Carmen,’ she told him. Read More »

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You might be a redneck if you think the last 4 words of the National Anthem are, “Gentleman, Star Your Engines!”

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You know your a red neck when your house has more miles than your truck

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There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopeless. Read More »

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A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. Read More »

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A man walks into a bordello bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house, “I would like to see Madelyn.” Read More »

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A man that survived a shipwreck is stranded on an island with 6 other men. He walks up to the leader of the island, after 2 weeks and no sex, and asks, “Hey, what do you do for fun around here?” Read More »

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge. Read More »

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A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb. Read More »

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What did the exotic dancer miss her shift? Read More »

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One night Satan appears to an trial attorney working late in his office. Read More »

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Q: How do you know when your lawyer is lying to you? Read More »

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A man calls his lawyer’s office to ask him a few questions.

The law firms secretary answers the phone. She explains to him that his lawyer passed away few days ago. Read More »

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Q: If a lawyer was to fall into a shark tank why would none of the sharks eat him? Read More »

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A very wealthy man, old and desperately ill, summons to his bedside his three closest advisors: his doctor, his priest, and his lawyer. Read More »

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Q. What is the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road? Read More »

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