An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. Read More »

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A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

He said, ” Martha, I have something to confess to you.” Read More »

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What does an ex-wife and a pack of cards have in common?
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. Read More »

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. Read More »

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What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus? Read More »

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Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off from a granny. Read More »

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Q: What do you do when your ex-wife’s staggering? Read More »

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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? Read More »

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? Read More »

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What do you call a deer with no eyes ? Read More »

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What do you call a fish with no eye ? Read More »

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What do cows do for entertainment? Read More »

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How are men like parking spaces? Read More »

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How do you make a dish washer into a snow blower? Read More »

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Why did the fish get expelled from school? Read More »

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Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female. Read More »

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant? Read More »

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Did you hear about the new French tank? Read More »

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A french fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please?” Read More »

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