There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a buisness man and the other was a biker.
The student tells the two other men that it was his aniversary and he got his wife a pearl necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. “If she doesnt like the necklace, she’ll love the trip”, he said.

So the buisness man said “That’s nice, for my last aniversary I got my wife a Mercades and a new mansion, if she didn’t like the mercades she has to like the new mansion. ”

As the biker finished his drink he said, “For my last aniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn’t like the t-shirt, I figured she can go f**k herself”