A man walks into a bordello bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house, “I would like to see Madelyn.”

The madam says, “Madelyn is our most expensive woman at a $1000 a night.”

The guy says “No problem!” and lays down $1000 in cash.

Madelyn and the man go upstairs, screw around and the man leaves.

The next night, the man shows up and requests Madelyn again, throws down $1000, and Madelyn and the guy go upstairs and screw around.

After they’re done Madelyn tries to make small talk and asks him where he’s from. The guy says “I’m from Philadelphia”.

Madelyn jumps up in surprise and says, ” Really, me too!!”

The guys says “Yeah, I know. Your father just passed away and your brother wanted me to give you $2000 you received from the will.”