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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
The priest says, “Sister, I don’t think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I’ll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed.”
“I think that would be okay,” says the Nun.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten minutes later the Nun says, “Father, I’m terribly cold.”
“Okay, I’ll get you a blanket”, replies the Priest.
Ten minutes later, “Father, I’m still terribly cold”, exclaims the Nun.
“Okay Sister, I’ll get you another blanket.” (He does)
The Nun exclaims, “Father, I’m still terribly cold. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night.”
The Priest replies, “You’re probably right…get up and get your own blanket.”