A kid named Jose goes to a baseball game without a ticket. When he gets there, the tickets are sold out. He sneaks in and climbs the flagpole and watches the game from there. When he gets home his dad asks, “How was the game?”

Jose says “Fine, Dad, but I had to sit on the flagpole because I didn’t have a ticket.”

“Could you see from up there?” “Oh ya. Everybody was nice about it, too. They all turned around and asked, ’Jose can you see?’”