Category Archives: Yo Momma Jokes

 Yo momma’s like a… Yo momma’s like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet. Yo momma’s like a toilet, she’s so full of shit. Yo momma’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw
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Yo Momma’s house is so dirty…before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
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Yo momma’s so poor…She hangs toilet paper out to dry. Yo momma’s so poor…She had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box. Yo momma’s so poor…She bounces food stamps. Yo momma’s so poor…She can’t even afford to pay attention.
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Yo momma’s so fat…she uses a mattress as a tampon Yo momma’s so fat…when she dances the band skips. Yo momma’s so fat…scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma’s so fat…she’s on both sides of the family.
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Yo Momma’s so stupid… Yo Momma’s so stupid…she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate. Yo Momma’s so stupid…she thought a quarterback is a refund. Yo Momma’s so stupid…so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
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