Category Archives: Sports Jokes

How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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What do the San Francisco Giants and Michael Jackson have in common?
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10 Golf Lines That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter.
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A guy on a golf course sees a woman ahead of him playing. They are the only two on the course so he invites her to join him.
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Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bulls flag in the window.
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What does the Portland Trailblazers and a hooker have in common?
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Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
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What do call two mexicans playing basketball?
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A Mets fan, a Braves fan, a Yankees fan, and a Red Sox fan are climbing a mountian. On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for that team.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
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 A man and his wife are having some marital issues. They decide to go see a marriage counselor to work out their issues. The doc asks, “What seems to be the problem?”. The man says, “My wife thinks I put football before marriage, even though we just celebrated our third season together!”
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for a stupid 25 cents”, she said.
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A man attends his first baseball game in his life.  After a base hit he hears the fans roaring run….run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the man stands up and roars with the crowd, “Rrrrrun, rrrrrrun, rrrruuun!” A third batter slams a hit and again the man obviously pleased  screams, “Rrrun, rrrun, gooooo!”
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A man is stranded on a desert island. He’s been stranded for ten years. One day, he sees something on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It doesn’t look like a ship.”
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The divorce judge asked Little Johnny which parent he wanted to live with. Little Johnny replied, “Not my daddy, he beats me…Not my mommy, either; she beats me, too.”
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Two old guys, Jon and Bob, are sitting in the park playing chess and talking baseball like they do everyday. Jon turns to Bob and asks, “Hey Bob, do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Bob thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno. But let’s make a deal: if I die first, I’ll come [...]
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry, but mostly to see the horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go [...]
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Two boys were playing football in a Washington D.C. park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, he other boy rips off a plank of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar & twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview [...]
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A guy comes home from a bar drunk one night at 3 in the morning. His wife is sound asleep when he is tries to sneak into bed. As he’s laying in bed he realizes he needs to let one go, so he rips one! His wife wakes up and asks, “What the hell was [...]
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A teacher asks her students if they’re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. “Okay, Jonny. What team are you a fan of?”. “The Red Sox”, says Jonny. “Why’s that?”
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