Category Archives: Short Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn’t pass gas in public?

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?

Q: Where do fish keep their money?

Q: What is the largest ant in the world?

Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?

Q: What always goes to sleep wearing its shoes?

Why couldn’t O.J. play baseball?

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?

What do you call a fish with no eye ?

What do cows do for entertainment?

How are men like parking spaces?

How do you make a dish washer into a snow blower?

Why did the fish get expelled from school?

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?

Did you hear about the new French tank?

A french fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please?”

What did the exotic dancer miss her shift?

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