Category Archives: Republican Jokes

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack. The woman drove quickly to get him to the emergency room.
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A guy was driving down the highway when his car broke down. He had a pressing appointment, and he needed to get to town one way or another, so he decided to hitchhike.
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George Bush is sat in the oval office one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his republican buddies. The door opens, an aide walks in….”Bad news Mr President…we have just received word that 4 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.” President Bush drops to his knees, puts his face in his hands and starts sobbing uncontrollably.
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George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”
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George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.”
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Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter asks, “You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
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George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write, “The President”, on the blackboard.
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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
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A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, “Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying.”
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President.
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Funny George Bush Quotes “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush
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While on a state visit to England, George Bush meets the queen and proclaims, “As I’m the president of America, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to. It should be called a kingdom.”
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One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read: S370HSSV-0773H.
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George, Laura, and Jenna Bush are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a thousand-dollar bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.”
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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
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