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Category Archives: Republican Jokes
A guy was driving down the highway when his car broke down. He had a pressing appointment, and he needed to get to town one way or another, so he decided to hitchhike. Continue reading
George Bush is sat in the oval office one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his republican buddies.
The door opens, an aide walks in….”Bad news Mr President…we have just received word that 4 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.”
President Bush drops to his knees, puts his face in his hands and starts sobbing uncontrollably. Continue reading
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.
The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.” Continue reading
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking, when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people tell about me.” Continue reading
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter asks,
“You look like Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths that some people will go to
sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?” Continue reading
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write, “The President”, on the blackboard. Continue reading
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. Continue reading
A guy dies, and goes to Heaven.
When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, “Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying.” Continue reading
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. Continue reading
Funny George Bush Quotes
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
…George W. Bush Continue reading
While on a state visit to England, George Bush meets the queen and proclaims, “As I’m the president of America, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to. It should be called a kingdom.” Continue reading
One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read: S370HSSV-0773H. Continue reading
George, Laura, and Jenna Bush are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a thousand-dollar bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.” Continue reading
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. Continue reading