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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.&#8221; -Conan O&#8217;Brien
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack. Then Cheney said, if Bush wins, I&#8217;ll call it off.&#8221; -Conan O&#8217;Brien
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Although the waters have receded from New Orleans, it&#8217;s still a huge, huge problem and will be for months to come. You see the fresh water is contaminated with oil and gas. Actually, from George Bush&#8217;s perspective, the oil and gas is contaminated with fresh water.&#8221; -Jay Leno
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/lawyer-jokes/587/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity grew to 92 percent.&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/political-jokes/586/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Cheney says he feels terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could, he&#8217;d give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up for it.&#8221; &#8211;Jimmy Kimmel
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/political-jokes/585/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Personally, I think Libby got off easy &#8212; usually when you take one for Cheney, it&#8217;s a shot in the face&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/bush-jokes/535/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 02:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Q. What&#8217;s the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/republican-jokes/530/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of &#8220;Survivor,&#8221; the popular TV show.Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio and back to Amarillo, through San Marcos and Lubbock. Each will be driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads: &#8220;I voted for Kerry, I love Hillary, [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/republican-jokes/529/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 22:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you&#8217;re a conservative radio host. Then it&#8217;s an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 21:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Republican Definitions
alternative energy sources &#8211; New locations to drill for gas and oil.
bankruptcy &#8211; A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations
Cheney, Dick &#8211; The greater of two evils.
class warfare &#8211; Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
climate change &#8211; The day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.
compassionate [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:13:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb
4. One to arrange [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/republican-jokes/526/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:10:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 23:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You Might Be A Republican If&#8230;
ou&#8217;ve named your kids &#8220;Deduction one&#8221; and &#8220;Deduction two&#8221;
You&#8217;ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.You&#8217;ve ever referred to someone as &#8220;my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend&#8221;
You&#8217;ve ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/bush-jokes/473/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, &#8220;Hey, friend, can I have a beer?&#8221; The bartender replies, &#8220;Nope.&#8221;
Angered, Bush finds the bar&#8217;s manager and complains. The manager takes the bartender into the back for a talk, then returns after a minute.
&#8220;Sorry, Mr. President,&#8221; the manager states, &#8220;but there&#8217;s nothing I can do. 	You [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/republican-jokes/472/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:58:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dick Cheney walks into a bar, and declares, &#8220;Shots all around!&#8221;
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/bush-jokes/457/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 17:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Geogre W. Bush announced today that he is changing the nation&#8217;s emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects his administration&#8217;s official political stance. 
Here are a few reasons that have caused him to do so.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why does Laura Bush like to be on top when sleeping with George?
Because George can only f*ck up!
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard there is a horrible disease that is sweeping across the entire world. It will affect us all.
It&#8217;s known as &#8220;Gonnareelected&#8221;.
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 20:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Answer this question in all honesty. It might be tough to come to a conclusion, but do you very best&#8230;
You’re in Miami. There is a hurricane and everything around you is flooding. There are huge masses of water all around you. You are a professional photographer, and you are in the middle of this great [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:39:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What was R.E.M’S reaction to Bush being re-elected?

&#8220;ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;
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