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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
The priest says, &#8220;Sister, I don&#8217;t think the Lord [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/dirty-jokes/584/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, &#8220;Could you go  into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/460/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. ’’Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.’’  
’’Tell all of your sins, my daughter.’’
’’Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times in a row,’’ she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/412/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The preacher’s Sunday sermon was &#8216;Forgive Your Enemies.  &#8216; He asked, how many have forgiven their enemies?  About half held up their hands.
He then repeated his question.   Now about 80% held up their hands.
He then repeated his question again.  All responded, except one elderly lady.
&#8220;Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/369/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady goes to her priest one day and  tells him, &#8220;Father, I have a  problem.
I have two female  parrots, but they only know how to say one  thing.&#8221;
&#8220;What do they say?&#8221; the priest  inquired.
They say, &#8220;Hi, we&#8217;re  hookers! Do you want to have some  fun?&#8221;
That&#8217;s obscene!&#8221; the [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/363/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 06:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.There is, however, one exception. A [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/336/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[   Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a
woman who was not happy to see them.
She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message and slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, however, the door did not close [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/333/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:46:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[   In the middle of a forest, a hunter was suddenly confronted by a huge,
hungry bear. The hunter, frightened, tried to shoot the bear multiple times.
Finally he turned and ran as fast as he could.
He ran and ran and eventually wound up at the edge of a very steep
cliff.
Seeing no way out of [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/274/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A preacher goes into a bar and says &#8220;Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up.&#8221;
Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner.
The preacher says &#8220;My son, don&#8217;t you want to go to heaven when you die?&#8221;
The drunk says &#8220;When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now.&#8221;
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/216/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:59:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were promptly stopped by a policeman who asked, “What do you think you are doing? You are driving like a maniac! Are you not worried at all about crashing!?”
The priests say, “Don&#8217;t worry, my son&#8230;.Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I&#8217;m gonna have [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/215/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them.  &#8220;What&#8217;s going on here!?&#8221; he asked.
&#8220;This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her to death!&#8221; a person from the crowd responded.
&#8220;Wait!&#8221; yelled Jesus.  &#8220;Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.&#8221;
Suddenly, [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/214/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 22:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolled up to [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/133/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked up and looked at it closely.
It was an old leaf from a tree that has been pressed in between pages.
&#8220;Momma, look what I [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/122/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A burglar broke into a home and was looking to steal some valuables. Startled, he heard a soft voice say, &#8220;Jesus is watching you&#8221;. Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said &#8220;Jesus is watching you&#8221;. He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage. He [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/121/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 05:02:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, &#8220;Dark in here.&#8221;
The man says, &#8220;Yes it is.&#8221;
Boy- [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:57:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pope arrives at JFK and he&#8217;s met at a baggage claim by a driver in a bad suit and a clip-on tie, holding a hand-lettered sign that says, &#8220;Pope.&#8221;
After getting all the Pope&#8217;s luggage loaded in the limo-and His Holiness doesn&#8217;t travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/119/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, &#8220;The End is Near! Turn around before it&#8217;s too late!&#8221;
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
&#8220;Leave us alone you crazy religious freaks!!&#8221; yelled the first driver as he flew [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/116/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A minister told his congregation, &#8220;Next week I plan to preach about the
sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17.&#8221;
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister
asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The girl knelt in the confessional and said, &#8220;Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.&#8221;
&#8220;What is it, child?&#8221;
&#8220;Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.  Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.&#8221;
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl and said, [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/religious-jokes/106/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 23:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, I&#8217;d rather be [...]]]></description>
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