Category Archives: Political Jokes

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
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A guy dies, and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven, St. Peter greets him, and says, “Come with me, and I will show you where you will be staying.”
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President.
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Funny George Bush Quotes “If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” …George W. Bush
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Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
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While on a state visit to England, George Bush meets the queen and proclaims, “As I’m the president of America, I’m thinking of changing how my great country is referred to. It should be called a kingdom.”
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Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
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One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read: S370HSSV-0773H.
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George, Laura, and Jenna Bush are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a thousand-dollar bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.”
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Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
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The Bush administration is testing something called the Registered Travelers Program. This allows travelers to bypass the security lines and checkpoints at airports by agreeing to a fee and a background check. Boy, that’s a great idea. A separate line for rich people — I’m surprised the Republicans thought of that.” —Jay Leno
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Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled. Apparently, Clinton’s portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it.”- Conan O’Brien
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George W. Bush recently went to a primary school in Sedgefield to talk to the children about the war. After his talk he offered “question time.” One little boy put up his hand, and the President asked him his name. “Billy!”, replied the boy. “And what is your question, Billy?”, asked George.
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You might be a Republican if… You’re a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty. You think “proletariat” is a type of cheese. You’ve named your kids “Deduction one” and “Deduction two” You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
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