Category Archives: Police Jokes

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
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A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb.
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A blonde is driving down the road car when a cop pulsl her over. The cop asks, “Can I see your license please?”
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”
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While she was “flying” down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can’t escape the cop and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and asks, “It’s been a long day and my shift is almost over, so if you can give [...]
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A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys’ car and sees a collection of knives in the backseat. “Sir,” the cop says. “Why do you have all those knives?” “They’re for my juggling act,” the man says.
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