Category Archives: Marriage Jokes
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel.
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A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.
He said, ” Martha, I have something to confess to you.”
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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
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What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
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The Government is hiring for a new deadly assassin. They interview many, but narrow the list to 3 candidates.
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A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing.
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A little girl at a wedding asks her Mom, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic
tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man. “We visited the
Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of [...]
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Marriage Jokes
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your
laundry done free.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget
it once.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other
fellow has, you wish you had [...]
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