Category Archives: Dirty Jokes

What do girls and KFC have in common?
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A guy with a small one is getting ready to get it on with a super hot chick. Before they start she tells him, “I want 12 inches and I want you to make it hurt!”
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There are three women with their children on the Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil says to the first mother, “I know your problem. Your addicted to food. That’s why you named your little girl Candy.”
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Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
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What is all the extra skin around the vagina called?
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Hey, did you hear about the 100 pound midget with 50 pound balls?
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Little Johnny comes home from school and says to his mom, “Mom I’ve got a problem.” She says “Tell me.” Johnny tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn’t understand. She asks him what they are. He says “well, pu**y and b*tch are the words”.
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A husband and wife that had little kids decided to disguise the word sex as ‘washing machine’.
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Three hookers are sitting at a bar.
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There are 3 friends walking on a beach. They see a hot chick in a skimpy bikini. Two of the friends stop to stare but the other friend runs away.
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A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.
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After a woman gives birth to seven children, she decides to have a small reconstructive surgery on her vagina. After the operation, she wakes up to find 3 red roses on her bed.
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Two guys John and Eddie were fishing by the banks of a lake. John was catching fish after fish but Eddie was not even getting a nibble.
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A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
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Q) What did one leg say to another?
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.  “Mother, where do babies come from?”
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What did one boob say to the other?
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An old woman walks into a singles bar looking for a little action. A distinguished older gentleman approaches her and they really hit it off.
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A man keeps bothering his wife for sex. One day she gets fed up and yells at him.
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