Category Archives: Dirty Jokes
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.”
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In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me?
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Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off from a granny.
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A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him.
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him. ‘My name is Carmen,’ she told him.
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There was a Priest and a Nun crossing the desert on a camel one day when a terrible sand storm came. It lasted for 6 hours and when it finally cleared they were horrified to see their camel was dead. They had no food or water and the situation looked hopeless.
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A man walks into a bordello bar in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house, “I would like to see Madelyn.”
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A man that survived a shipwreck is stranded on an island with 6 other men. He walks up to the leader of the island, after 2 weeks and no sex, and asks, “Hey, what do you do for fun around here?”
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A cop stops his police car when he sees a couple sitting on the curb.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s fanny.
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Two men and a woman are trapped on an island and can’t figure out how to leave the island. The trees didn’t float and couldn’t be made into a raft and so on and so forth.
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A girl walks up to a guy and says, “My boobs are like radio players. If you give my left boob a twist, that’s for the tuner. My right boob is the volume. Go ahead, try it out.
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A man walks in to a tattoo parlour and asks if he can have a tattoo of a $50 bill put on his d*ck.
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