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Category Archives: Democrat Jokes
One day as President Clinton was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he had a baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped to attention, salutes, and said: ”Nice pigs, sir.”
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Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde woman and an enormously large woman with an unfriendly scowl are in a train car.
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One day while at the White House, the maid was cleaning the Oval Office’s bird cage — but, while she was doing it, the parrot flew out the window.
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Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
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John Kerry was jogging down the street and sees these kittens in a pet store window. He asks the owner, “What kind of kittens are these?”
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A guy was driving down the highway when his car broke down. He had a pressing appointment, and he needed to get to town one way or another, so he decided to hitchhike.
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Q: How many democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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It is said that Christopher Columbus was the first Democrat…which makes sense.
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Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy”.
Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, [...]
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Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he says “bastard” written in piss.
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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest.
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Four U.S. presidents are caught in a tornado and are whirled off to Oz. They finally make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard.
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Bill Clinton trips and falls over a bridge railing while jogging one morning. Before the Secret Service guys can get to him, three kids who are fishing pull him out of the water below. He’s so grateful, he offers the kids whatever they want.
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Yesterday at a White House ceremony, the official portrait of President Clinton was unveiled.
Apparently, Clinton’s portrait is so realistic that Hillary immediately started yelling at it.”- Conan O’Brien
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