Category Archives: Clean Jokes

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel.
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What do you call someone who doesn’t pass gas in public?
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Q: Where do fish keep their money?
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Q: What is the largest ant in the world?
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Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
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Q: What always goes to sleep wearing  its shoes?
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A kid named Jose goes to a baseball game without a ticket. When he gets there, the tickets are sold out.
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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
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What do you call a fish with no eye ?
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What do cows do for entertainment?
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How are men like parking spaces?
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Why did the fish get expelled from school?
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Did you hear about the new French tank?
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A french fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please?”
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What do a guy who marries his cousin?
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A little girl at a wedding asks her Mom, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
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A mushroom walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender looks at the mushroom and says, “I’m sorry we don’t serve mushrooms here”.
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A brain walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says no I cant serve you.
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