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“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger.
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“Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack.
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“Although the waters have receded from New Orleans, it’s still a huge, huge problem and will be for months to come.
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Q. What’s the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
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George W. Bush walks into a bar and says, “Hey, friend, can I have a beer?” The bartender replies, “Nope.”
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President Geogre W. Bush announced today that he is changing the nation’s emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects his administration’s official political stance.
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Why does Laura Bush like to be on top when sleeping with George?
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I heard there is a horrible disease that is sweeping across the entire world. It will affect us all.
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Answer this question in all honesty. It might be tough to come to a conclusion, but do you very best…
You’re in Miami. There is a hurricane and everything around you is flooding. There are huge masses of water all around you. You are a professional photographer, and you are in the middle of this great [...]
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George Bush is sat in the oval office one morning, reviewing the Iraq situation with his republican buddies.
The door opens, an aide walks in….”Bad news Mr President…we have just received word that 4 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq.”
President Bush drops to his knees, puts his face in his hands and starts sobbing uncontrollably.
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Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a healthy lunch, and a massage all three decide to go to the sauna.
On the way to the sauna they find a strange man sitting at the entrance.
The man looks at them and says, “Welcome to the gentlemen’s sauna. [...]
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One day, three boys were walking down the street when all the sudden they see a man drowning in the river.
Instantly the three boys run down to the river, jump in, and end up saving the drowning man.
After they pulled the man from the water they realized this wasn’t just any man, it was their [...]
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The Bush administration is testing something called the Registered Travelers Program.
This allows travelers to bypass the security lines and checkpoints at airports by agreeing to a fee and a background check.
Boy, that’s a great idea. A separate line for rich people — I’m surprised the Republicans thought of that.” —Jay Leno
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George W. Bush recently went to a primary school in Sedgefield to talk to the children about the war.
After his talk he offered “question time.” One little boy put up his hand, and the President asked him his name.
“Billy!”, replied the boy.
“And what is your question, Billy?”, asked George.
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You might be a Republican if…
You’re a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
You think “proletariat” is a type of cheese.
You’ve named your kids “Deduction one” and “Deduction two”
You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
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