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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 19:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you call someone who doesn&#8217;t pass gas in public?A private tooter!
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/dirty-jokes/601/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 18:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, &#8220;Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.&#8221;
She said turned to him and replied, &#8220;You have the biggest dick of all your friends.&#8221;
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/clean-jokes/600/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: A bulldozer!
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/clean-jokes/599/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Where do fish keep their money?A: At the River Bank
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/clean-jokes/598/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:09:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What is the largest ant in the world?
A: An eleph-ant
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:02:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What always goes to sleep wearing  its shoes?
A: A horse.
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/clean-jokes/595/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A kid named Jose goes to a baseball game without a ticket. When he gets there, the tickets are sold out. He sneaks in and climbs the flagpole and watches the game from there. When he gets home his dad asks, &#8220;How was the game?&#8221;
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/short-jokes/594/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why couldn’t O.J. play baseball?Cause he couldn&#8217;t find his bloody glove.
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?55,392. 1 to screw in the light bulb and 55,391 to arrive after the third rotation and leave after the seventh.
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former pres. Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game a secret service agent whispered in his ear. Bill picked up Hillary and threw her towards home plate..
The secret serrvice agent ran up to Bill Clinton and said, &#8220;Sir, I believe you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first PITCH.&#8221;
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do the San Francisco Giants and Michael Jackson have in common?They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat a mozzarella stick.&#8221; -Conan O&#8217;Brien
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		<link>http://jokeburner.com/political-jokes/589/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack. Then Cheney said, if Bush wins, I&#8217;ll call it off.&#8221; -Conan O&#8217;Brien
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:30:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Although the waters have receded from New Orleans, it&#8217;s still a huge, huge problem and will be for months to come. You see the fresh water is contaminated with oil and gas. Actually, from George Bush&#8217;s perspective, the oil and gas is contaminated with fresh water.&#8221; -Jay Leno
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:42:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity grew to 92 percent.&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:05:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Cheney says he feels terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could, he&#8217;d give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up for it.&#8221; &#8211;Jimmy Kimmel
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:01:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Personally, I think Libby got off easy &#8212; usually when you take one for Cheney, it&#8217;s a shot in the face&#8221; &#8211;Jay Leno
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 21:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, &#8220;Could you go  into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go [...]]]></description>
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