A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. Continue reading
A Priest, A Nun and a Blanket
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Author Archives: Jokeburner
Pass Gas in Public
What do you call someone who doesn’t pass gas in public? Continue reading
Should He Be Happy?
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.” Continue reading
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? Continue reading
Fish Keep Their Money
Q: Where do fish keep their money? Continue reading
Largest Ant
Q: What is the largest ant in the world? Continue reading
12 Inch Nose
Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long? Continue reading
Sleeps Wearing Shoes
Q: What always goes to sleep wearing its shoes? Continue reading
Jose at a Baseball Game
A kid named Jose goes to a baseball game without a ticket. When he gets there, the tickets are sold out. Continue reading
OJ Play Baseball
Why couldn’t O.J. play baseball? Continue reading
How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Continue reading
Former pres. Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game a secret service agent whispered in his ear. Continue reading
What do the San Francisco Giants and Michael Jackson have in common? Continue reading
“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Continue reading
“Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack. Continue reading
“Although the waters have receded from New Orleans, it’s still a huge, huge problem and will be for months to come. Continue reading
“Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity grew to 92 percent.” –Jay Leno
“Cheney says he feels terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could, he’d give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up for it.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Continue reading
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? Continue reading