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“Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack. Read More
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“Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity grew to 92 percent.” –Jay Leno
“Cheney says he feels terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could, he’d give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up for it.” –Jimmy Kimmel
“People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Read More
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? Read More
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. Read More »