What do you call someone who doesn’t pass gas in public? Read More
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time.” Read More
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Q: What is the largest ant in the world? Read More
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Q: Why is your nose not 12 inches long? Read More
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Q: What always goes to sleep wearing its shoes? Read More
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A kid named Jose goes to a baseball game without a ticket. When he gets there, the tickets are sold out. Read More
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How many Dodgers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Read More
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Former pres. Bill Clinton was at a baseball game. Before the game a secret service agent whispered in his ear. Read More
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What do the San Francisco Giants and Michael Jackson have in common? Read More
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“Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded system to warn the public about different states of danger. Read More
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“Dick Cheney was overheard in a conversation the other day. He said if John Kerry wins, there will be another terrorist attack. Read More
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“Although the waters have receded from New Orleans, it’s still a huge, huge problem and will be for months to come. Read More
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“Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity grew to 92 percent.” –Jay Leno
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“Cheney says he feels terrible about what happened. The man he shot was his friend and if he could, he’d give him the central processing unit right out of his own heart to make up for it.” –Jimmy Kimmel
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“People are saying Scooter Libby is taking the fall for Cheney. Read More
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In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, “Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? Read More
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. Read More »